Joselyn Hughes is a stand-up comedian, actress, and researcher for “Tosh.0” on Comedy Central.

PM: Ok, great, let’s get started with an easy one: Yes or no, Do you like the song “Hole Hearted” by the hard rock band Extreme?

I have no idea what you’re talking about. So, yes.

PM: When you were 7 years old what burger drove you wild (from a restaurant)?

I’m going to go with the old Micky D’s happy meal cheeseburger — since my parents didn’t take us out much and I went through a seven year chicken nugget/finger phase so those came first.

PM: Imagine a horrific world where you had to either put your dog down tonight or give it to a burger joint. Which burger restaurant would you give the dog to or would you let Death’s icy grip pull it into the afterlife?

I can’t believe you’d ask me to kill my dog.  Did I mention I don’t eat meat?

PM: How many George Foreman Grills have you owned? Any regrets?

One, and the only regret I have is not owning more.  And it’s called the “Lean, Mean, Grilling Machine.”

PM: You live in Los Angeles where great food can be found all over the place? Where would you go to have a burger if you were trying to impress David Hyde Pierce?

I don’t think Niles eats hamburgers, but I’d take him to the Counter or 8oz on Melrose.  Both great places.  But I bet he’d tuck his napkin into his collar, piss me off, and I’d never talk to him again.